tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47345789673321919892024-03-05T19:22:02.432+08:00^*PlanNedChaos*^Blog intended to be a channel. Nothing else. Owner is not responsible for any discrepancies of the content.ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-30395786066050571262010-01-11T17:18:00.006+08:002010-01-11T17:56:02.842+08:00mujur umurku masih ada....<strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#000000;">i was cruising along kajang silk on my way home from school around 3 this evening and saw in my side mirror a car was coming fast at me. so i switched to middle lane and started to slow down as i was approaching toll 9Stone. i thought the car that was coming fast at me just now wanted to pass through the smart tag lane but alas he went to the cash lane instead !! the way he cut in front of me was so aggresive that i got the impression he was trying to ram into me!! i was so surprised i nearly skidded my car!! luckily, there was no car behind me, Alhamdulillah...<br /><br />i followed the car closely and noticed quickly that it was a silver Waja (WGR 357*)police car - the one which belongs to pegawai penyiasat jsj. i think this kind of transport might be used for detective works.<br /><br />if anyone from your department read this please know that i am not badmouthing you. but please respect other drivers eventhough they do not possess "lesen besar" like you do.<br /><br />jangan marah ya abang2 polis... kalau pon saya bawak slow kat lorong kanan tu (if 100kmh u still consider slow....) flash lampu aje suda... saya paham maksud universal tuh...<br /><br />ja ne...<br /><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#000000;"><img style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/236/3B13B2A41ABFCA317ECB6B25B3964168.png" /></span></a></strong>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-22775630015648686322010-01-11T14:29:00.004+08:002010-01-13T15:43:51.376+08:00Which of the 5 senses are you?<span style="color:#000000;"><strong>asalnya ke makmal komputer untuk meng'key-in'kan data maklumat murid tetapi tersasar pula ke laman facebook. maklum aja... dah lama tidak di'up-date'kan...</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>tiba-tiba menggebu-gebu keinginan di hati untuk mencuba nasib menjawab quiz maka ke laman quizzila.com <em>tab</em> dibuka. hatta dah berzaman tidak ber'kuiz' makanya hampir terlupa akan URL nya. ke bahagian personaliti nasib dicuba dan inilah keputusannya : </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /></span><a href="http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/result/15825723/7363441/"><strong><em><span style="color:#33cc00;">Quiz Result: Which of the 5 senses are you? </span></em></strong></a><span style="color:#33cc00;"><strong><em>: </em></strong><br /></span><strong><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#33cc00;"><em>"You're a very hands on type of person-- the kind who really likes to get in there, who likes to give hugs, and is very affectionate. Sometimes you might forget that other people aren't the same way and it can be a bit overbearing. Sometimes, you gotta just keep your hands to yourself."</em><br /></span><br />Benarkah begini? atau cuma pengaruh dalam diri yang ingin mencari hakiki?.....<br /></span></strong><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><strong><span style="color:#000000;"><img style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/236/3B13B2A41ABFCA317ECB6B25B3964168.png" /> </span></strong></a>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-63674710144542881552009-12-23T12:47:00.006+08:002010-01-08T17:17:45.376+08:00come back<span style="color:#000099;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">dah lama rupanya tak menaip... </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">terlalu konsentret dengan persiapan kahwin dan tugas di sekola antara penyebab dah lama blog ni terbiar.. sampai nak tuka layout pon tak dan nak wat.. bak kata fatin "<strong><span style="color:#999999;">skg ni dah byk design lagi cantik, kak</span></strong>"... yang mana aku paham maksud tersiratnya nak soh aku tuka background la tu...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">akhirnya selepas hampir 2 bulan blog dipandang sepi skang ni aku jumpa kembali masa untuk menulis... actually it was for the sake of writing ja... </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">oktber dan november : antara saat paling bz sebab bukan aje dok wat bunga telur untuk majlis, tapi juga kena handle kem 1malaysia yang kontroversi tuh gara2 kes di kuala dipang. takziah untuk famili yang terlibat. moga ini jadi pengajaran berharga pada pihak yang bertanggungjawab. mujur juga sepanjang pelaksanaan kem / kursus / seminar / aktiviti bawah seliaan aku sepanjang tahun ni takda yang jadi major kes... kiranya berjaya la jadi bidan terejon nih..</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">best gak kawen ni... apa lagi kalo dapat laki yang pandai dan suka memasak macam lakiku... <em><strong>berbaloi-baloi</strong></em>!!!! thanks hubby.. i lap yu.. mujur juga kawen di saat cuti sekola, so dapat spent masa lebey ngan dia (dia amek cuti kawen SEBULAN).. sempat gak gi umah mentua and melancong over the river kat golok. the best somtam ever.. silap besar gi rantau panjang lepas gaji keluar... over bajet dibuatnya.. mujo gi sana bawak kancil.. kalo bawak keta besa lagi, mau dengan tokey kedai aku angkut bawa balik. <em>*isk.. besar sungguh nafsu ku*</em></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">sempena hari terakhir tahun 2009 ni aku terasa cam nak wat azam baru tapi kalo ikut azam tahun yang lepas2 tak pulak aku buat.. so, takde point la kalo wat azam tapi tak follow it thru kan? anyway, aku harap 2010 ni akan membawa kebahagiaan dan ketenangan buat semua tak kira apa yang terjadi pada 2009. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;">as for my personal azam... heh, tak patut ditulis kat sini kot!! biarlah rahsia..... xoxo<br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;"><img style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/236/3B13B2A41ABFCA317ECB6B25B3964168.png" /></span></a>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-44436734345095153682009-10-15T09:55:00.004+08:002009-10-15T10:07:09.376+08:00<span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>can't believe it's a month after the last entry. did i really have no time for myself???</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>it's almost the end of syawal. lotsa open houses. lotsa wedding. i'm so sorry that i couldn't attend even one of them as i have to be at my hometown for my cousin's walimatul urus. </strong><br /></span><p><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">congrats kak shariza on ur wedding. and i have to look for a new dress for the wedding as i don't have any green dress to go with the theme. can't wait to go SHOPPING!!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">So many things to attend yet so little time i have. i need to : </span></strong></p><ol><li><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">collect the remaining school fees</span></strong></li><li><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">finish checking pupils' books</span></strong></li><li><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">prepare worksheets for next week's lessons</span></strong></li><li><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">held meeting for 1 malaysia camp</span></strong></li><li><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">held meeting for kursus kepimpinan & pengurusan</span></strong></li><li><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">list names of pupils for both camps</span></strong></li><li><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">prepare permissin letters for both camps too</span></strong></li></ol><p><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">can i ever finish it on time???</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">wish me luck!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span></strong></p><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color:#33ff33;"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/236/3B13B2A41ABFCA317ECB6B25B3964168.png" /></span></a>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-44567777693472799382009-09-12T14:02:00.002+08:002009-09-12T14:07:38.407+08:00berbuka puasatahun ini agak terasa kurang meriahnya berbuka puasa... bukan kerna makan tak menarik, bukan sebab pilihan tak banyak tapi tahun ini masih belum lagi berbuka di luar kecuali semalam sahaja ... itu pun kerna SOKSEKian dok excited nak wat reunion la sangat...<br /><br /> minggu terakhir puasa ini baru banyak plan berbuka di luar... itu pun kalau konfirm jadi je... ermmm....<br /><br />getah kainku yang melonggarkah atau pinggangku yang mengecil????<br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/236/3B13B2A41ABFCA317ECB6B25B3964168.png" /></a>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-19985774161369108472009-08-22T10:40:00.003+08:002009-08-22T10:44:04.609+08:00khas untuk semuaDoa malaikat Jibril menjelang Ramadhan.. "Ya Allah, abaikanlah puasa ummat Nabi Muhammad jika apabila sebelum memasuki bulan Ramadhan dia tidak melakukan 3 perkara :<br /><br />1. tidak memohon maaf terlebih dahulu kepada kedua ibubapanya<br />2. tidak bermaafan terlebih dahulu antara suami isteri<br />3. tidak bermaafan terlebih dahulu dengan orang2 sekelilingnya."<br /><br />maka Rasulullah pun mengucapkan Amin amin amin<br /><br />oleh itu saya ingin memohon dibukakan pintu maaf yang selebar-lebarnya pada anak2, adik2, sanak saudara, jiran2 dan para sahabat dan semoga Allah SWT memberkati / merahmati dan senantiasa menjaga ibadah puasa kita, Amin<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/236/3B13B2A41ABFCA317ECB6B25B3964168.png" /></a>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-67041441902769429432009-08-22T09:16:00.003+08:002009-08-22T09:27:24.967+08:00sekalang....<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">kat umah lepas sahur....</span></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>H : ni la una punya modul... ni sume una cari sendiri</strong><br /><strong>K : cari sendiri? bukan ke pensyarah yg akn bg tajuk bhn rujukan?</strong><br /><strong>H : tak kak.. lecturer kitorang <span style="color:#000099;">SEKALANG</span> tanak tolong kitorang... sumer kena wat sendiri...</strong><br /><strong>K : <span style="color:#000099;">sekalang</span>??</strong><br /><strong>H : sekarang la...</strong> <a href="http://www.milkysmile.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh145/nindynindy/newproject/onion%20LOL/12024354822.gif" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/236/3B13B2A41ABFCA317ECB6B25B3964168.png" /></a>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-41462115184013989882009-08-22T00:00:00.000+08:002009-08-22T10:38:47.852+08:00RamadhanDari : Syahmi Aiman Mohd Nazri a.k.a DikMi<br />Selamat berpuasa, moga Allah beri kekuatan pada you sekeluarga dan rezeki yang halal<br /><br />Dari : Abg Sazme SKKU<br />Doa malaikat Jibril menjelang Ramadhan..<br />"Ya Allah, abaikanlah puasa ummat Nabi Muhammad jika apabila sebelum memasuki bulan Ramadhan dia tidak melakukan 3 perkara :<br />1. tidak memohon maaf terlebih dahulu kepada kedua ibubapanya<br />2. tidak bermaafan terlebih dahulu antara suami isteri<br />3. tidak bermaafan terlebih dahulu dengan orang2 sekelilingnya."<br />maka Rasulullah pun mengucapkan Amin amin amin<br /><br />Dari : 013-7.....0<br />Tiada hari seindah JUMAAT, tiada kata seindah ZIKIR, tiada ibadah seindah SOLAT, tiada bulan seindah RAMADHAN<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/236/3B13B2A41ABFCA317ECB6B25B3964168.png" /></a>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-84261998620536458242009-08-21T20:21:00.003+08:002009-08-22T10:12:48.599+08:00happy birthday ibu<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH1FqD0hXTYVxYlsbrRu8hk0-v8tO-olxXReEjh55eto9XH7STwdtUQVwa3Tlv8sY179m19FogE_5OemEK9ju1HUwRgSNo9UGqxlfmqFBfvPc1xGFYNdqXyO2DdFLLKsud9d8XNVQkzp0/s1600-h/DSC00103.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372605312572614482" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH1FqD0hXTYVxYlsbrRu8hk0-v8tO-olxXReEjh55eto9XH7STwdtUQVwa3Tlv8sY179m19FogE_5OemEK9ju1HUwRgSNo9UGqxlfmqFBfvPc1xGFYNdqXyO2DdFLLKsud9d8XNVQkzp0/s400/DSC00103.JPG" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFxTyrx5jabgNrNo66RpV6q-ymDqpMtWq4L9xfwwCYxRvbUjlC5YybNO3zMciHSfkTvDGhgSEbkh5skD0YpqD3QATQ4a5CT5_Nj7zlK-g2uJTRnaY9OmwiB4p6yNgHdo2EjcGPhiKxHjE/s1600-h/DSC00103.JPG"></a>bought a cake last nite when i went out to fetch adek at LRT tasik selatan. T'was her 50th birthday. this pic was taken ryte b4 her going out for terawih. all was there except abengong. even aiman was there.<br /><br />happy birthday ibu. may Allah bless you always.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/236/3B13B2A41ABFCA317ECB6B25B3964168.png" /></a></div>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-34236065918090528262009-07-24T21:51:00.003+08:002009-07-25T23:52:12.776+08:00akhirnya...<strong><span style="color:#66ffff;">setelah sebulan mengharungi jem yang kadangkala mampu membuatkan aku terlupa sedang berpuasa pada hari itu, hari ini adalah hari terakhir kaki ini dijejakkan di IPGM Kampus Bahasa Melayu sebagai peserta kursus bestari ambilan 2, 2009. </span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#66ffff;">adakalanya malas rasanya nak panjat 4 tingkat ke makmal bestari 2, adakalanya memang tak disentuh langsung cd2 modul yang dibekalkan, adakalanya tak tertumpu perhatian pada butir bicara pensyarah di depan...namun yang pasti, kenangan tercipta bersama rakan2 kursus akan diingati.</span></strong><br /><p><strong><span style="color:#66ffff;">buat rakan2...</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#66ffff;"><span style="color:#33ff33;">shira</span>, terima kasih kerana menumpangkan aku saban hari pergi dan balik...<span style="color:#33ff33;"> kak norma</span> yang banyak membantu dalam bersama menghabiskan tugasan PBL, <span style="color:#33ff33;">akmal</span> n <span style="color:#33ff33;">CIKGU shahrizan</span> yang sudi berkongsi ilmu dan kepakaran, <span style="color:#33ff33;">abg rahadi, nordin, fakhruddin, jonid, dan nazri-nazri</span> yang tak jemu2 menceriakan kelas dengan gelagat dan karenah mereka, <span style="color:#33ff33;">kak raihan</span> dan <span style="color:#33ff33;">oya</span> yang bertungkus lumus menyiapkan buku program yang menarik, <span style="color:#33ff33;">kak yati</span> yang sering membantu diri ini agar mengingati Allah, <span style="color:#33ff33;">kak bella</span> yang menggamatkan kelas dengan ketawa uniknya, <span style="color:#33ff33;">eton</span> yang tak dapat dipisahkan dengan ferrari merahnya, <span style="color:#33ff33;">hidayah</span> dan <span style="color:#33ff33;">faten</span> yang tak pernah berenggang, kak siti fatimah yang pendiam, <span style="color:#33ff33;">hanisah</span> yang paling muda diantara semua,dan yang paling utama..<span style="color:#33ff33;">abg zul</span> selaku monitor yang berkaliber, insan yang paling banyak "berusaha" untuk rakan sekelas ini. dan tak lupa, en.yusoff, penyelaras kursus bestari ambilan 2 merangkap pensyarah dan pengganti pensyarah yang tak dapat hadir ke kelas. terima kasih banyak2 en. yusoff, moga panjang umur, dapat jumpa lagi..</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#66ffff;">in the end, memang tak rugi attend kursus macam ni sebab ternyatalah kitainimemangditakdirkan untukbelajarseumur hidup. sungguhpun at one point we have learnt about it, tapi pasti akan ada perkara baru yang dipelajari dari perkara yang sama.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color:#66ffff;">sheesh... who am i kidding... it's not even a day and i'm already missing them. </span></strong></p><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/236/3B13B2A41ABFCA317ECB6B25B3964168.png" /></a>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-184865235405355962009-07-23T09:54:00.005+08:002009-07-23T10:32:41.473+08:00rhymes of confusion<div align="left"><span style="color:#990000;"><span style="color:#ffffff;">i found this at </span><a href="http://www.virtualfriends.net/"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">http://www.virtualfriends.net/</span></a><span style="color:#ffffff;">. read on and tell me your opinion.. especially TESL Girls.</span> </span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#990000;"><br />ONLY THE ENGLISH COULD HAVE INVENTED THIS LANGUAGE </span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">If the plural of man is always called men, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">If I speak of my foot and show you my feet, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">Then one may be that, and three would be those, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">Yet hat in the plural would never be hose, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">And the plural of cat is cats, not cose. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">We speak of a brother and also of brethren, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">But though we say mother, we never say methren. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">Let's face it - English is a crazy language. </span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">neither apple nor pine in pineapple. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">English muffins weren't invented in England . </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">We take English for granted, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">but if we explore its paradoxes, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">we find that quicksand can work slowly, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">boxing rings are square, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. </span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? </span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">We ship by truck but send cargo by ship. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">We have noses that run and feet that smell. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">in which you fill in a form by filling it out, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">and in which an alarm goes off by going on. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">AND IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES THEN PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND SHOULD BE HOLES AND THE GERMANS, GERMS<br /></span><span style="color:#ff6600;"><br /><br /></div></span><p align="center"><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><img style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/236/3B13B2A41ABFCA317ECB6B25B3964168.png" /></span></a></p>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-47361406787558055132009-07-20T10:46:00.006+08:002009-07-20T21:24:06.807+08:00manglo???<span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>kat cake rack display di secret recipe...<br /><br />me : sy nak kek blueberry tu 2 ye...<br />P : sedap2 la kek dia kan...<br />me : a'a... rasa cam nak makan kek la pulak...tapi nanti mesti tak abis... kongsi nak?<br />P : ok.. syg pilih la nak yg mana<br />me : hurm... choc indulgence dah slalu sangat... alaa.. tiramisu takdela.. B pilih la<br />P : B tak kisah... syg amik je apa2<br />me : kalo camtu... emm.. sy nak <span style="color:#ffff33;">manglo-</span><br />P : <span style="color:#ffff33;">manglo</span>??!<br /><br />actually aku nak cakap <em><span style="color:#ff9900;">mango</span> </em>dan dia terus gelak tanpa pk muka aku yg dah rasa tebal 8 inci... mujur staff SR tu tak cakap pape.. tapi dia pon senyum gak!!</strong></span>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-68596929988518306302009-07-16T10:56:00.005+08:002009-07-20T11:11:49.142+08:00can u?<span style="color:#663333;"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc;">If you can read this, you have a strange mind too.</span> </strong><br /></span><strong><br /><span style="color:#663333;">"Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.<br />i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it."</span></strong>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-38476337517808201512009-07-15T12:09:00.005+08:002009-07-20T11:04:55.111+08:00if only<div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;">dis cos is supposed to be as "smart" as its name but alas, other than a handful of them, the rest of the lects always asked us to read, copy or <em>just do whatever we understood </em>from the modules. many times we <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#990000;">-i used "we" as i was not the only one who feel this way-</span> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">do our own work while the lects at the front talked mumble-jumble-nonstop to their heart content. </span></span></span></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;">i had to develop a PBL for dis cos... like the one i did at maktab during my final sem. have to present it to the lects according to my subject. lost mine to the demise of the laptop <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#990000;">- miss u much, IBM touchpad-</span> <span style="font-size:100%;">if</span></span> only i still had it.... </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;">after three weeks i'm following dis cos, i found out that at some moments back in iium and maktab i had already learned many same things as they taught here. sheeshh..... if only i paid attention, than dis cos will be a piece of cake to me.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span></strong></div>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-784854817203951662009-07-13T10:26:00.006+08:002009-07-13T10:35:32.501+08:00new layout<div align="center"><span style="color:#006600;">i'm trying new layouts for my blog but unfortunately i still haven't found <strong>"the one"</strong> i truly like. the one i'm currently using was taken from BlogSkins and at this moment i'm trying to refitting the layout size so it will look full on the screen. sadly to say, i've already fogotten all the coding to get this done. now i'm doing it<em> on hunch </em>and hope it will work. </span></div>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-42153825859314912792009-07-07T11:29:00.002+08:002009-07-07T11:41:11.394+08:00What my mom taught me....<div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE-</span></div><div align="center"><strong><span > "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">"My mother taught me RELIGION - </span></div><div align="center"><strong><span >"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: </span></div><div align="center"><strong><span >"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me LOGIC:</span></div><div align="center"><strong><span > "Because I said so, that's why."</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me FORESIGHT - </span></div><div align="center"><span ><strong>"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me IRONY -</span></div><div align="center"><span ><strong> "Keep laughing and I'll <em>'give'</em> you something to cry about.</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">"My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - </span></div><div align="center"><span ><strong>"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - </span></div><div align="center"><span ><strong>"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me about STAMINA - </span></div><div align="center"><span ><strong>"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished." (Mom, do you remember the Wheat Macaronni and Cheese?)</strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong></strong> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me about WEATHER - </span></div><div align="center"><span ><strong>"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">"My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS -</span></div><div align="center"><span ><strong> "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - </span></div><div align="center"><span ><strong>"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - </span></div><div align="center"><span ><strong>"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION -</span></div><div align="center"><span ><strong> "Stop acting like your father!"</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">My mother taught me about ENVY - </span></div><div align="center"><span ><strong>"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span ></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#ff0000;"><strong><em>THANKS, MOM! </em></strong></span></div>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-54968254660035836552009-07-07T10:19:00.004+08:002009-07-07T10:30:38.218+08:0010 famous quotes<div align="center"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>"Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their bestlight." </strong></span></div><div align="center">- Jennie Jerome Churchill</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><strong>"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." </strong></span></div><div align="center">- Leo Buscaglia</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#009900;"><strong>"Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive." </strong></span></div><div align="center">- Warren Miller </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#6600cc;"><strong>"Life is a paradise for those who love many things with a passion." </strong></span></div><div align="center">- Leo Buscaglia </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#000099;">"Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start." </span></strong></div><div align="center">- Nido Qubein </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffcc00;">"Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience." </span></strong></div><div align="center">- Georges Louis Leclerc</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#330033;">"You can out-distance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you."</span></strong></div><div align="center">- Rwandan Proverb</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#333333;">"The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer." </span></strong></div><div align="center">- Oliver Wendell Holmes </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#660000;">"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so"</span></strong></div><div align="center">- Douglas Adams </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#003333;">"Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles." </span></strong></div><div align="center">- George Elliot </div>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4734578967332191989.post-38608734772339972682009-07-06T08:28:00.000+08:002009-07-06T08:42:41.661+08:00Sent off<div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">i sent my youngest sis off to poly sabak bernam yesterday.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">what a day!!!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">we teased her till she cried.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">we laughed together as we helped her unpacked her things.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">we gave <em><span style="font-size:78%;color:#6600cc;">unwanted but needed</span></em> advices till her ears fell off.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">i really hope things will work out well for her.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">adik...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">if you read this post</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#000099;">i just wanted to tell you that</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>i love you</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#000099;">we all love you</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#000099;">good luck and all the best for everything </span></div>ZarithFarhanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14024775248467753088noreply@blogger.com0